小熊维尼的经典语录

维尼名语录
百亩森林的故事不论是大人小孩都相当喜爱,他们所说的话,总是令人会心一笑,

因为里面包含的不止是动物们天真的一面,也有著感情深厚的友谊存在.

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左边右边 只是想确定你在这儿 维尼被困住了

答应我你不会忘记我 蜂蜜还是乳酪 依唷 依唷生日


左边右边...

Pooh looked at his two paws.

He knew that one of them was the right,

and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right

then the other was the left,

but he never could remember how to begin.

维尼看著他两只熊掌,他知道其中之一是右边,

他也知道当你选择其中一边是右边时,


另外一只就得是左边了.但是他从来不记得是怎麼开始的.


只是想确定你在这儿

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.

"Pooh!" he whispered.

"Yes, Piglet?"

"Nothing," said Piglet,

taking Pooh's paw.

"I just wanted to be sure of you."

-Piglet-

小猪悄悄的走进维尼背后,

"维尼!"他小声的喊道.

"嗯,小猪?"

"没事"小猪说.

他握起维尼的手掌.


"我只是想确定你在这儿"

-小猪-






维尼被困住了

In a short time, Rabbit returned with Christopher Robin.

"Cheer up, Pooh Bear. We'll get you out." Christopher Robin took hold of Pooh,

and Rabbit took hold of Christopher Robin.

And on the count of three, the pulled as hard as they could.

But pooh wouldn't budge.

"It's no use. I'm stuck."

Christopher Robin shook his head.

"Pooh Bear, there's only one thing to do

-- wait for you to get thin again."

在这短时间内,瑞比和克理斯多夫罗宾回来了,

"高兴点,维尼,我们要救你出来了!"罗宾拉著维尼,瑞比拉著罗宾.

数到三之后,他们用尽最大的力气,可是维尼并没有移动.

"没有用的,我被困住了."

罗宾摇摇头的说


"维尼熊接下来只有一个办法了..

-就是等你瘦下来吧-




答应我

"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever.

Not even when I'm a hundred."

Pooh thought for a little.

"How old shall I be then?"

"Ninety-nine."

Pooh nodded.

"I promise," he said.

"维尼,答应我你永远不会忘记我,甚至我到了100岁."

维尼想了一会.

"那,那时我几岁呢?"

"99岁"


维尼点点头.

"我答应你.






蜂蜜还是乳酪

Rabbit said, "Honey or condensed milk with your bread?"

Pooh was so excited that he said,

"Both,"and then, so as not to seem greedy,

he added, "But don't bother about the bread, please."

瑞比问维尼"你要你的面包配蜂蜜还是乳酪呢?"

维尼非常的高兴,他说


"都要"但是他不想那麼贪心

他又说,"不过不要面包了."


依唷

"Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him.
Eeyore shook himself,

and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happens

when you have been inside a river for quite a long time.

"喔,依唷,你全身湿透了!"小猪摸著依唷的身体说道.

依唷感到惊讶,他叫别人和小猪解释

当你在河里待一阵子时

就会这样了.


依唷生日

"You seem so sad, Eeyore."

"Sad? Why should I be sad?

It's my birthday. The happiest day of the year."

"Your birthday?" said Pooh in great surprise.

"Of course it is. Can't you see?

Look at all the presents I have had."

He waved a foot from side to side.

"Look at the birthday cake. Candles and pink sugar."

Pooh looked -- first to the right and then to the left.

"Presents?" said Pooh.

"Birthday cake?" said Pooh. "Where?"

"Can't you see them?"

"No," said Pooh.

"Neither can I," said Eeyore. "Joke," he explained.

"Ha, ha!"

"你看起来很悲伤,依唷."

"悲伤？为什麼我会悲伤？今天是我的生日.一年之中最快乐的日子啊"

"你的生日？"维尼相当的惊喜.

"当然啦,你看！你看我的得到的生日礼物"

依唷摇摇他的腿.

"看这生日蛋糕,蜡烛,还有粉红糖."

维尼仔细的从右到左看了看,

"礼物？"维尼问道

"生日蛋糕？"他又问."在那里呢?"

"你看不到吗?"

"嗯"维尼说.


"我也看不到"依唷回答著."开玩笑的"他解释著.

"哈哈"

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小熊维尼是我们班的数学老师，他讲课很幽默。毕业前我们答应给他写个语录，这个是我的一个好朋友总结的，算是主编吧，哈哈！很难忘的高中生活啊！那个男老师就是我们可爱的数学老师啊。